Clever Pick-Up Lines

• • Hi. My name is _____. What’s yours?”
  • Did it hurt? And when she says What?, you can say “Falling from Heaven”.
  • “How’s life?””Good, how about you, “I’m talking to her right now.”
  • You know, you look like my first wife””Oh, how many times have you been married?””Never.”
  • If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot you, because I’d always miss you.
  • “Hey, Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
  • How much does a polar bear weigh?””I don’t know.””Enough to break the ice, my name is _______.
  • Guy: Want to go out?
    Girl: I have a boyfriend
    Guy: I have a test tomorrow
    Girl: So what?
    Guy: Oh, I thought we were naming things we can cheat on.
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  • Heya, what’s your name?”
    “Amber.”
    “Really? That’s great! I have a girlfriend named Amber. [pause] Well, I mean, not really. She’s not my girlfriend yet. [pause and shy/not creepy smile.]
  • If I could just rearrange the alphabets, I would surely put U next to I
  • Hey, today I followed a rainbow, and it lead me to you.
  • So uh, what’s it like being an model? (if she says I’m not a model, say: When did you quit?)

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• • If beauty were time, then you will definitely be eternity!!
  • Do you have your own name? Or Can I call you mine!
  • The roaring were known for the Jazz, you will know me for the Jizz
  • Do you have a Band-aid? Coz i scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Whats mE x U = 100%?
    They say it was Einsteins formula to calculate the chance of you and me getting to know each other better.
  • Since prohibitions over what do you say about grabbing a drink and lowering our inhibitions?
  • You make me feel like a Walmart cashier.
    What does that mean?
    I’m checking you out.
  • I stopped you for something here actually, I need a map, do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes

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• • You Know if you were a vegetable, you’d surely be a cutecumber
  • Is your name Shelby? Cause you shall be (Shelby) mine tonight
  • Wow, meeting a girl as pretty as you on here is an anomaly.
  • If I tell you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

• • Lead into this one, talk about something that you did (that would make your arms tired). Then:
    “…My hands are like, so heavy right now…” (Wait till she starts responding and interrupt her with): “…Will you hold them for a bit?”
  • Hey girl, you like my shirt? You know what its made of? Boyfriend material
  • Are you my appendix?
    ‘Cause I know little about but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out.
  • Wow, where are they? looking at her back
    I’ve never seen an angel without wings
  • My love for you is just like dividing by zero which cannot be defined.
  • Your name must be Andromeda, ‘coz we are destined to collide.
  • Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe
  • Are you a singularity? You are not only attractive, but the more I get closer to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
  • I’m just so strongly attracted to you that scientists will literally have to discover a fifth fundamental force
  • Hey I just lost my phone number, can I have yours?
  • How much does a polar bear weigh?””I don’t know.””Enough to break the ice, my name is _______
  • You know, if God made every woman as beautiful as you, men wouldn’t have appreciate beauty as much.
  • My friends standing over there have bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the prettiest girl of the room. Want to have some drinks with their money?
  • You: “Hey, Can I have your picture?” She: “…Why?” You: ” So that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.”
  • I’m going for a walk. Would you hold this? (Then hold out your hand.)
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but deadly dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Charles?
  • I wonder there must be a lightswitch on my forehead coz everytime when I see you, you turn me on!
  • Can I follow you home? Actually my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • If you were ground coffee, without a doubt you’d be Espresso coz you’re just so fine.
  • You’re just so Gorgeous that you literally made me forget my pickup line.
  • Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
  • On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 for sure but you know, I’m the 1 you lack.
  • Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
  • Is your name WiFi? Because I am really feeling a connection.
  • If looks could kill, you would be the weapon for mass destruction.
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
  • Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” She: (What?) “Well, this conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
  • (As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
  • Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
  • Is your father a thief? ‘Coz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

These are few funny and clever pick-up lines that you can use. But use the lines with confidence maintaining eye contacts with the person you are using it on.

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